A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.
Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th gradepicture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.