A facepervert is someone who cannot help themselves, but must look at peoples facebook profiles incessently, often making sly, crude or downright sick jokes about the person they choose to facestalk. They are often ruthless, and need an intervention to stop from this creepy habit. The term facepervert can also apply to any of the following facesturbating perverts, facebook creeping perverts, facebookbating perverts, fapbooking sickos etc.
Julien scares me. His commenting on my 6th gradepicture before I learned about mustache wax proves that he was facestalking me. Again. He is really turning into a facepervert. We should hold a facetervention.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).