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Fyson's Law 

Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."
Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"

*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."

Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
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Boston University's First-Year Student Outreach Project. It's the bomb diggity and trumps any other community service initiative around. Started in 1989, FYSOP had 60 students building houses. Twenty years later, FYSOP 2009 has more than 850 cool volunteers, over 175 groovy staff members, 18 hot coordinators and 1 funky program manager. The incoming students volunteer in one of nine different issue areas: children, disabilities, elders, environment, gender focus, hiv/aids, homelessness & housing, and hunger! If you were one of the cool BU kids who volunteered, you obvi ricky-ticky-tavied and moosa-moosa-moosa'd. If you were of the in-crowd, you def t-shirted the end of the week away and utilized the plaza late at night for never have i ever. If you were of the seriously elite, then you spent your summer playing FYCO//WOCO//GUYCO in the csc, making fools of yourselves during thursday night barbecues and dance parties. If you had the energy to be PM...bless you.

If you are none of the above...I apologize for your misfortune. ILOVEYOUFYSOP!
FYSTAFF: Hey Fysoper!
FYSOPer: Hey what?!
FYSTAFF: Hey Fysoper!
FYSOPer: Hey what?!
FYSTAFF: I see you walkin' down the street, and girl they say you got no beat--
FYSOPer: Well honey child, you must be blind cause you ain't seen my stomp n' grind.

STOMP. AN GRIND. STOMP STOMP N GRIND.
FYSOP by fyco-woco-guyco August 5, 2009
FYSOYS by Maczoli July 16, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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