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Fyson's Law 

Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."
Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"

*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."

Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
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Boston University's First-Year Student Outreach Project. It's the bomb diggity and trumps any other community service initiative around. Started in 1989, FYSOP had 60 students building houses. Twenty years later, FYSOP 2009 has more than 850 cool volunteers, over 175 groovy staff members, 18 hot coordinators and 1 funky program manager. The incoming students volunteer in one of nine different issue areas: children, disabilities, elders, environment, gender focus, hiv/aids, homelessness & housing, and hunger! If you were one of the cool BU kids who volunteered, you obvi ricky-ticky-tavied and moosa-moosa-moosa'd. If you were of the in-crowd, you def t-shirted the end of the week away and utilized the plaza late at night for never have i ever. If you were of the seriously elite, then you spent your summer playing FYCO//WOCO//GUYCO in the csc, making fools of yourselves during thursday night barbecues and dance parties. If you had the energy to be PM...bless you.

If you are none of the above...I apologize for your misfortune. ILOVEYOUFYSOP!
FYSTAFF: Hey Fysoper!
FYSOPer: Hey what?!
FYSTAFF: Hey Fysoper!
FYSOPer: Hey what?!
FYSTAFF: I see you walkin' down the street, and girl they say you got no beat--
FYSOPer: Well honey child, you must be blind cause you ain't seen my stomp n' grind.

STOMP. AN GRIND. STOMP STOMP N GRIND.
FYSOP by fyco-woco-guyco August 5, 2009
Hey dude, just FYSOYS already.
FYSOYS by Maczoli July 16, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026