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She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
by cfm March 21, 2005
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FMPsex
"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective
Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
by K King May 12, 2005
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FMPsex
An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.
I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.
by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008
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FMPsex
Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?
1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."
by bafomit March 09, 2010
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FMPsex
acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;
"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"
by Must Turd May 26, 2015
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FMPinternet
Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)
by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011
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"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)
pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"
by Alivio November 13, 2009
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