FMP

Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps

She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.

by cfm March 21, 2005

FMP

"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective

Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!

by K King May 15, 2005

FMP

Fuck Mike Pence.

Made famous as the signature sign off of the My Mistake Podcast, the phrase is a tribute to the vast and lasting damage that Mike Pence has done to the American people generally and the LGBTQ+ community specifically.

Lena: Did you see old fly-head is running for president?
Ole: Ugh. FMP!

by WurdsWirdsWerds October 4, 2023

FMP

Fuck me please

Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)

by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011

FMP

Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?

1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."

by bafomit March 9, 2010

FMP

An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.

I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.

by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

FMP

acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;

"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"

by Must Turd May 26, 2015