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Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.
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"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!
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Fuck me please Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point? Guy: FMP Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues) |
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"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness (usually a female referring to a male) pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!
girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp" verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp" |
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Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink. Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"
Ted - "FMP she's hot" |
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face meets palm 1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp 2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles date: O___o *fmp 3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment |
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An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color. I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.
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