Fuck Mike Pence.

Made famous as the signature sign off of the My Mistake Podcast, the phrase is a tribute to the vast and lasting damage that Mike Pence has done to the American people generally and the LGBTQ+ community specifically.

Lena: Did you see old fly-head is running for president?
Ole: Ugh. FMP!

FMP by WurdsWirdsWerds October 4, 2023

FMP

Fuck me please

Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)

FMP by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011

FMP

Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?

1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."

FMP by bafomit March 9, 2010

FMP

An abbreviation of "Fuck Mah Pussy." A phrase, as flexible as a snake, which can be added to any statement. It works best with bold or off color statements, rendering them bolder or more off color.

I'm not going to come with you to the Spice Girls reunion concert. You can FMP, you bitch.

FMP by Diddy_01 April 14, 2008

FMP

acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;

"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"

FMP by Must Turd May 26, 2015