FMP

"fuck me please" can be used either as a pronoun or as a verb when discussing a person of major sexyness

(usually a female referring to a male)

pro:girl1: "HOLY SHIT...have you seen the new kid?!

girl2: "Zomg, yea total fmp"

verb: girl:"holy crap, i just want him to fmp"

by Alivio November 13, 2009

FMP

short for Full Metal Panic.

did you get FMP Mission:02 yet?

by (insertnamehere) August 10, 2003

FMP

Abbreviation for Fuck Me Pink.

Mickey - "See the young one with the massive rack over there?"

Ted - "FMP she's hot"

by Daithi Sean July 24, 2011

FMP

face meets palm

1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp

2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp

3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment

by samk(: December 18, 2010

FMP

Fixed my post - Something one replies with to correct themselves.

I really hate pie

Edit: I really love pie

FMP

by Dave4TW December 16, 2008

FMP

"Fuck My Pussy". Can be used to describe anything that is the best of the best. Most commonly used to describe foods that taste so good you would allow them to fuck you.

*you try insanely good chicken*
You: This chicken is FMP

by ayooo? February 19, 2022

FMP

Fuck My Phone

Dude why didn't you call me last night?

My phone was acting up... FMP.

by ilyarocksyoursocks February 16, 2010