FMP
Fixed my post - Something one replies with to correct themselves.
I really hate pie

Edit: I really love pie

FMP
by Dave4TW December 16, 2008

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FMP
face meets palm
1. teacher: you added instead of subtracted on this problem so you lose 10 points
you: fuck! *fmp

2. dumb blonde: the capital of United States is Los Angeles
date: O___o *fmp

3. you have to babysit two naughty kids cuz your mom had to run some important errands. they run around and mess up the house, forcing you to clean up after their mess. then they accidentally break your mother's expensive china and spill drinks on your white carpet floor. you get hurt running after them and telling them to stop, all while worrying about how you're gonna finish that stack load of homework you're suppose to be doing cuz it's due first thing tomorrow morning. *fmp&fml moment
by samk(: December 18, 2010

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FMP
Fuck My Phone
Dude why didn't you call me last night?

My phone was acting up... FMP.
by ilyarocksyoursocks February 16, 2010

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FMP
<=FMP=>
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.
I was in Homeroom waiting for the first class to start. To waste time I just talked to my friend next to me. One thing led to another and I let out a dirty thought. "FMP," I said again to myself.
by anyday man September 24, 2009

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Abbreviation of; Fuck My Parents.

Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.
"If I stay up all night, my parents will start lecturing me on how my health is important since I'm starting high school. It's really stupid and they do it every time I wake up early."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."
by UrbanGirl9999 September 09, 2009

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FMP
FUCK MY PENIS
person 1- dude, that girl had genital herpes, FMP
person 2- yes, DEF.
by kdslnflksdnkln April 09, 2010

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FMP
Obviously "feel my pain," what the hell is fuck me pumps?
1 : "Dude, I just got a 38 on my pre-cal test!"
2 : "FMP dude."
by bafomit March 09, 2010

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