2 definitions by Must Turd

FMP

acronym usually used to mean "fuck me please"; can be used as a noun or pronoun for someone who is extremely attractive or sexy;

"Oh my fuck! Dat ass tho! FMP!"

"Becky was wearing spandex yesterday!"
"Yea, what a FMP!"

by Must Turd May 24, 2015

Face Waterfall

The act of dragging your fingers vertically down another person's face as seen in the movie Face/Off

Hey Travolta, stop trying to face waterfall me!

by Must Turd May 2, 2015