| 1. | Fuck me to tears | ||
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A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT. A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy? A. Just Fuck me to Tears |
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| 2. | Fuck me like a monkey | ||
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1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style. 2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only. 3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey. Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead. |
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| 3. | FMP | ||
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Fuck me please Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point? Guy: FMP Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues) |
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| 4. | fuckmeshit | ||
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another way to say that you want to have wild lesbian sex and great sex with your partner all night long.
also something you scream while having sex if your partner is doing a great job. also taken as a shorter way of saying "fuck me please..oh shit i just came." ohh yes baby fuckmeshit! fuckmeshit!
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| 5. | sex skin | ||
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used to describe the condom you put on when you're about to fuck the fucking shit of of some cunt. Girl: "Come fuck me, please, your dick is so awesome!"
Guy: "Wait a second bitch, i've gotta put on my sex skin. I dont want to have a baby that looks like you" |
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| 6. | fook me | ||
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telling someone to help you out "would you fook me please with my math homework
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| 7. | fill me | ||
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sexual term meaning to enter penetrate a vagina and or ejaculate fluid into a vagina. The Motion Picture ...Election: Yeah. Oh, God. Oh,just like that. Yeah. Fill me up. Fill me up. Oh... yeah. Fill me up. Oh, God. Just like that. Oh, yeah. Fill me up. God. Oh, God! Oh, God. Just like that. Do it, Jim. Fuck me. Do it, Jim. Just like that. Do it, Jim. Fill me up. Just like that. Do it, Mr. M. Do it. Fuck me, Mr. M. Fuck me! Fuck me hard, Mr. McAllister. Harder! Harder! Fuck me, Mr. McAllister. Fuck me hard! Harder! Fuck me! Please! |
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