FFJ 

abnormally large man, commonly found anywhere food is

man that guy is a FFJ gross, you know things are bad when ur a FFJ.

FFJ by pizzza26 November 29, 2011

FFJ 

An FFJ is a Full Fledged Jerk -- not just a jerk at this moment because of something he/she said or did, but a jerk all the time; a person who doesn't learn from their prior jerk-like actions or statements; a/k/a a person who is either too proud or too stupid to stop being a jerk,...even for an hour. This person is a classic example of someone you can dress up, but you can't take them anywhere, rather like a real pig, the actual filthy animal. This is the type of a person who regularly hears, "You are such a jerk!" but doesn't care enough to do anything about it.

"That guy is such an FFJ! -- He backed his truck into my sister's car, and just drove away as he screamed filth at her for having her car parked in his favorite parking space! It was Walmart's parking lot, not his stupid, ugly house!

FFJ by Lacemaker427 April 7, 2017

FFJ 

(Free Food & a Jersey) when a player on a team does absolutely nothing to help them but wear a jersey and eat their food.

coach gutti called out the ffj during practice.

FFJ by arex wienwald September 10, 2018

ffJ 

("fart for Jesus")
Letting gas out off ur uterus for our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

Do you ffJ?

ffJ by JesusLover888 December 10, 2018

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie 

A complete and utter waste of space deadbeat. Somebody who spends their whole lives on and off drugs making the lives of the people who love them and everyone around them miserable.

Usually fathers several children with different mothers who have no choice but to run away from them because they are such deadbeats.

Can often be extremely violent toward their partners.

Junkie Deadbeat Waster No goodnight Narcissist McDonald's Daddy Facebook Daddy

Mel: "How did your child get on seeing their father (sperm donor)?
Lola: The FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie show, AGAIN!

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

ffjuysmdkld 

Why... Just why would you search this???

Person 1: I smashed my keyboard into Urband and got ffjuysmdkld.

Person 2: *Idiot*

ffjuysmdkld by Person142 July 25, 2019

ffjamew 

A cool roblox player

Ex: ffjamew is cool

ffjamew by ffjamew2 July 22, 2022