Franklin Delanor Roosevelt valiantly attempted to unify the United States of America and the USSR as the USSR. He was a staunch supporter of all things socialist, and was the antithesis of all things American. Not only did he galliantly and knowingly sacrifice the lives of over 3000 Americans at Pearl Harbor, which he instigated single handedly, but this crippled crusader of communism allowed communist forces from the USSR expand throughout western Europe. Joseph Stalin was proud of his rolling friend. History will eventually judge him accordingly, however left-wing academics beam a yellow-glazed smile of favor on their seated commander-in-chief and for some reason give the chair-master a high ranking as president. He is in fact----the suck. Currently FDR is sitting in a wheel chair in hell.
Ivan-I think we should take all of our candy and share it equally with everyone.
Johnny-Ivan, don't be such an FDR. I paid for this candy with my own money. I know you're a dirty rusky like FDR but please for the love of God, stand up like an American. You know what else can't stand??? Snakes. You fuckin snake.