A sexual endeavor in which the male participant informs the female that he will be performing a "Sneaky Castro", but instead of wasting a perfectly good Cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the Sneaky Castro.
That ho'spoosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if I gave her an Extra Sneaky Castro.
Where a man dresses like Castro then procedes to have sex with a woman in various ways while smoking a cuban and singing the cuban national song. This must take place on cubas birthday which is the 28th of June.
An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cubanshort range smoking missiles into her oriface.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'