Excrement

another word for excellent

Jabroni: hey boss we finished early
Boss: Excrement Jabroni, I didn't expect you to finish that this week.
Jabroni: Is that what you wanted Boss?
Boss: Excrement job you "Jabroni"

by eric dejong May 30, 2005

excrement

waste matter discharged from the bowels; feces.

the dog made a piece of excrement on the floor.

by 脚ぬください January 12, 2020

excremental

a nonprofane way of calling someone a shithead,stinking thinking,shit for brains,heads in the toilet.

john is excremental when it comes to money,he spends without thinking.

by john boy schuller. August 12, 2007

Excrement

Excellent, great, good.

"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"

by JooBoy November 13, 2003

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.

PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.

by chork December 2, 2005

Excrementally Challenged

When someone is constipated or cannot crap.

Person 1: Bro, I haven't pooped for two days.
Person 2: So you're Excrementally Challenged?

by BrotherB3N August 21, 2009