A term describing the creation of harmful fumes while using the fireplace during the night.
"I evolution coming out of my chimney each night."
by Lambast October 01, 2007

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THE BEST DAMN POKEMON PARODY ON THE INTERWEBZ NIGGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHH
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HUWOW EVOLUTION SO COOL!
by jerry the merry May 31, 2015

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A bullcrap theory that doesn't have enough evidence to back it up
Evolution is real because I don't wanna believe in God.
-every atheist ever
by stufflifestuff January 11, 2017

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Everyone in the world that isn't crazy knows that evoultion is real. Evoultion is change over time which is a fact. Think about it America has changed over time from 13 states to 50 so thats evolution for america. Now if animals or man does that same is still a question.
STOP FREAKING OUT over something you havn't though about. Before you fight over evolution look it up first.
by Martin Kulash January 14, 2006

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Evolution is when to guys have a hard bang between 4 - 5 PM (usually on tuesdays)

Note: this is not to be confused with the Theory of Evolution. ToE was created by Charles Darwin when he investigated bum sex.
Me and Fred had an evolution last night
by Creation41 May 21, 2009

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A word often misused in sentences containing the word human. A fact when observing many plant species. The failure to show ANY evidence that man or homo sapiens sapiens "evolved" from ANY primate or similar makes the theory of evolution when referring to humans a silly notion. Recently a genius by the name of Stephen Jay Gould made punctuated equilibrium a recognized concept to TRY to explain the enigma of homo sapiens sapiens. It basically states that species can "leap" ahead genetically thus explaining the evolution of man from .... anyone???? I don't know either. Some missing-link creature. A made up species akin to the big bad wolf or the unicorn. Did you know that it has been PROVEN that we did NOT evolve from the Neanderthal Man. Many don't know that SCIENCE has proven this. Neanderthal died out and we continued on along side this beast. It has also been offered that the product of evolution is a "leaner meaner better upgrade" of a less "fit" specie and that the "evolved" entity is better suited to its environment. Why then has the human skull expanded massively from - alledged but UNPROVEN - ancestors. Alledged because these fragments have often been proven to be NOT genetically linked in an evolutionary way. Why I ask, because this makes for EXTREMELY painful birthing which can actually KILL the mother. One might say "To give room for our larger brain idiot!" To which I -the alledged idiot - reply by asking. Then why do we apparently only use 10% of it? I end by asking; Could a clearly complex - VERY VERY complex - organism like a human being "miraculously" "evolve" from an amino acid goo or even a primate? Can a computer evolve from a slab of Silicon? The dinosaurs had over 160 MILLION years to evolve but clearly didn't, Why? We apparently did so in a couple-of-hundred THOUSAND years. From some sort of hunchbacked spear-chucker to a species that has landed on strange new worlds...from which PERHAPS we actually came!
Johnny: "Daddy, is the Bible right or the theory of evolution, or maybe one of these science guys I read about that says we came from aliens?"

Intelligent Parent: "You will have to decide that for yourself son, but perhaps there is truth within each of these ideas, NO ONE knows FOR SURE my child."
by psiscott April 08, 2006

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Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
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