A dis-proven hypothesis, which still has large support in the "scientific" community. This is purely due to the reason that people simply wants to believe in it, as it entitles them of no moral responsibility whatsoever.

The hypothesis says, that all species evolved over time from a single common ancestor, through gradual beneficial variations, which has accumulated over millions of years.

This hypothesis is invalid due to the following:
The eye, ear and any other irreducibly complex systems could not have evolved by "slight beneficial variations" as each part is completely and utterly worthless if simple one of the pieces are missing.
Many more scientific counter-evidences can be presented, though the above should be enough for any honest supporter of evolution to abandon the hypothesis.

This logical evidence disproving evolution has not posed much of a problem, due to the fact that supporters of the hypothesis have suspended the use of logic and rationality.
The supporters of evolution have, in their desperate search for evidence to back up the hypothesis, uncovered more than 100 million fossils, all showing that species appeared suddenly, out of nowhere and fully formed, not by gradual changes.
The few so called transitional forms that have been uncovered are simply birds with teeth claimed to come from dinosaurs, dogs with wider tails claimed to be whales and humans with slightly smaller skull capacity claimed to be apes.

These overwhelming empirical counter-evidences have caused the supporters of evolution to become fanatic in their belief, and the "scientific" hypothesis has moved away from science and turned into more of a religious belief.

Evolutionist propaganda can be found in any biology text book, where the dis-proven hypothesis is portrayed as fact. The propaganda authors loves to demonstrate the evolution of man from ape with a line, showing a chimp morphing into a human. This line is totally fictious, a product of the authors imagination and has no basis in the fossil record.

Many supporters find the lack of evidence so embarrassing, they have crafted fossils to prove it, such as piltdown man.

Facing this utter lack of evidence, and abundance of counter-evidences, the supporters of evolution simply attacks any one questioning the hypothesis, refusing any kind of debate and simply labeling the refuter as a "Religious fanatic!!!". They try to portray the hypothesis as a fact, and loves to bring forth completely unfounded claims such as "Evolution is as much a law as gravity".
Evolutionist: Man evolved from ape.
Normal person: Can you provide any proves?
Evolutionist: uhmmmmm... get out of here, you religous fanatic!
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A theory in crisis. Though schools teach it as a fact, it is in reality a farce.

Evolution is atheism masquerading in a lab coat. It has no practical purpose in biology, since it has not contributed anything to medicine or technology. (By evolution, I mean "macro" or "microbe-to man" evolution.)

Instead, it destroys our faith in God, leads to communism, undeniably leads to Nazism, and endorses murder and rape.

Evolution is full of contradictory ideas:
1. The fossil record is always right, except when it isn't.
2. Selfishness is good, so is altruism.
3. Commonalities prove common descent, but when they don't, it's "convergent evolution."
4. Reproduction is the purpose of life. But we should accept gays, even though they stops reproduction.
5. (Pattern in sky) it comes from aliens. (Pattern in DNA it just got there by mutations.
6. God doesn't exist, unless he used evolution.
7. There are significantly more harmful than beneficial mutations, yet we got here by an increase in beneficial ones.
8. Humans are just stupid animals, yet humans are capable of understanding the universe.
9. Species go extinct over time, yet there are still monkeys.

Farces:
1. Embryology. Disproved long ago, yet still used to justify abortion.
2. Junk DNA. All DNA has a purpose.
3. Vestigial organs. They all have a function
4. Miller-urey experiment. Even if it DID work, it would only prove that life needs a CREATOR.
Questions for evolutionists:
1. How could nothing create everything?
2. How did sex and reproduction evolve? Why didn't those first bacteria just try to live forever instead of reproducing (which is VERY complicated).

3. How does evolution alone explain the complexity of the DNA code?

4. Can a building be produced without a builder?
5 Can a painting be produced without a painter?
6. Which evolved first: male or female? Did they evolve at the same time?
7. When the fish walked out of the water, dit it have lungs or gills? Both?
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The Theory of Evolution, in that the human species evolved from an ancient species (which is yet to be clarified). Taught in schools across the world. It is taught in a dogmatic manner, presented as fact despite being called a theory. If anyone questions this theory, then the student will almost certainly face ridicule from classmates. I'm speaking from experience. Most people who support the theory of evolution dislike anyone who disagrees with it. Most people are okay with it being taught in schools, whereas religious teachings are excluded. This reveals the hypocrisy of evolutionists. Taught as a science however in reality it is hardly scientific, as it is basically saying that everything we have is a result of pure coincidence.
Religious kid: I don't believe in evolution.
Evolutionist kid: Well then, you're not intelligent.

It happened to me. I decided I wanted to decide for myself what I believed, and not have it forced upon me by my teachers, classmates and basically the atheist society I live in. I decided I could never accept that the incredible things that exist were the result of pure coincidence, it seemed way too perfect.
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A theory that denies all blantent scientific evidence against it. It starts with aliens (scientology) that sends genetic batter pigy backing on crystals that arrive on earth and start as in-organic materials. Then eventualy, over the course of billions of years. Turn into a retarded fish thing and eventualy monkeys, then George Bush. Also thoughs who believe in this are inclined to believe in the Big Bang Theory which basicly states in the beginning there was nothing then there was every-thing.

Merry Christmas you ignorant bastards
"Im an Evolutionist, Steven Hawking is my God! Not Aethio!" >=()
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People still have mystical beliefs in evolution? Most would like to teach "The Theory of the Stork"! As an evolutionist would say " DAMN the SCIENCE full MYTHOLOGY AHEAD"!

Anyone who's seen the evidence, "FOSSILS", "Genetics", and still accepts the belief in evolution, most likely has mythological motivations.

Evolutionists are the people who love to draw cute fictional ape characters, often found using photo-shop or some other artistic graphic producing program to show proof of their belief rather than Science in the their own irrefutable "FOSSIL RECORDS". Often correcting themselves during their lectures, changing their story to fit what ever the MYTH.

Charles Darwin:
Why, if species have descended from other species by insensibly "FINE GRADUATIONS", does NOT everywhere we see innumerable "TRANSITIONAL FORMS"?

Why, is NOT all nature in confusion INSTEAD of the species BEING, AS WE SEE THEM, WELL DEFINED?

But, as by this "THEORY" innumerable "TRANSITIONAL FORMS" must have existed, WHY DO WE NOT FIND THEM embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth?..... Why then is NOT every Stratum full of such "INTERMEDIATE LINKS"?

GEOLOGY ASSUREDLY DOES NOT REVEAL ANY SUCH FINELY GRADUATED ORGANIC CHAIN; and this, perhaps is the MOST OBVIOUS and GRAVEST OBJECTION which CAN BE URGED AGAINST my "THEORY". (Charles Darwin, "The Origin of Species", Oxford University Press, New York, 1998, pp 140, 141, 227.)
"FOSSIL RECORDS", have irrefutably PROVED without any doubt, that NO SPECIES has ever evolved in over a hundred million years! Evolution is no more than a MYTH; NO "FOSSIL RECORD unearthed to date, nor to be unearthed, shows any "INTERMEDIATE LIFE FORM", NO "TRANSITIONAL FORMS", NO "FINE GRADUATION", but, rather species as they existed then as to date - THANK GOD for HIS FOSSIL RECORDS"!!!

What the Fossil Records due show: 146 million year old Lobsters - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 208 million year old Shrimp - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; ; 242 million year old Lizard - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 50 million year old Bat- "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 54 million year old Turtle - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 110 million year old Scorpion - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 20 million year old Tiger -"JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 55 million year old Frog - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 140 million year old Bird - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"; 127 million year old Shrimp/Fish - "JUST AS THEY ARE TODAY"! The list continues on and on. Just as evolutionists are NOT nor will they use scientific facts, they will not talk about the FACTS they have found, "THAT THEY ARE INCORRECT in their THEORIES"; that "evolution is no more than a Fairy Tale just as their "Stork Theory"!!! "The Big Bang"? What a joke, REAL Science will show that there can NOT be sound in space - ergo no "Big Bang". However, REAL Science will prove that 'LET THERE BE LIGHT" is possible and a FACT light does exist in a vacuum!

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a theory that we are all horrible genetic mutations of monkies
bob: I grew a penis and a vagina, awwww crap!!!!!
Jim:Evolution is a bitch
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Evolution is just a theory. What I don't get is how people can say it makes no sence that organisms are always evolving. There are examples of evolution all around us. Look at insects and farmers. Say a farmer is growing carrots, and there is a species of carrot eating insects that could potentially ruin his crop, what does the farmer do? The farmers sprays his crops with pesticides to kill these insects. But, these farmers have noticed that the exact same pesiticides they've used in previous years to kill the exact same insects are no longer working. Why? Because scientists have found out these insects are evolving to form a resistance to these pesticides. This is why every year new, stronger pesticides have to be created for crops(such as carrots).
Another example of evolution is found in the medical world. 70 years ago, it would be unheard of for someone to get Chicken Pox more than once. Now, some people get it twice, even 3 times. Why? Because the Chicken Pox virus is evolving, and changing, even growing a resistance antibiotics.

These are 2 examples of evolution in our modern world.
by Unbiased Reasoning July 29, 2006

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