Evolution is just a theory. What I don't get is how people can say it makes no sence that organisms are always evolving. There are examples of evolution all around us. Look at insects and farmers. Say a farmer is growing carrots, and there is a species of carrot eating insects that could potentially ruin his crop, what does the farmer do? The farmers sprays his crops with pesticides to kill these insects. But, these farmers have noticed that the exact same pesiticides they've used in previous years to kill the exact same insects are no longer working. Why? Because scientists have found out these insects are evolving to form a resistance to these pesticides. This is why every year new, stronger pesticides have to be created for crops(such as carrots).
Another example of evolution is found in the medical world. 70 years ago, it would be unheard of for someone to get Chicken Pox more than once. Now, some people get it twice, even 3 times. Why? Because the Chicken Pox virus is evolving, and changing, even growing a resistance antibiotics.

These are 2 examples of evolution in our modern world.
by Unbiased Reasoning July 29, 2006
The general idea of evolution is that if a million monkeys bang a million monkeys they’d eventually produce a Shakespear.
If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
by Mr. Dum November 20, 2006
Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by Chinkmann March 04, 2012
A theory that denies all blantent scientific evidence against it. It starts with aliens (scientology) that sends genetic batter pigy backing on crystals that arrive on earth and start as in-organic materials. Then eventualy, over the course of billions of years. Turn into a retarded fish thing and eventualy monkeys, then George Bush. Also thoughs who believe in this are inclined to believe in the Big Bang Theory which basicly states in the beginning there was nothing then there was every-thing.

Merry Christmas you ignorant bastards
"Im an Evolutionist, Steven Hawking is my God! Not Aethio!" >=()
by harmonizer December 06, 2008

by jerry the merry May 31, 2015
A dis-proven hypothesis, which still has large support in the "scientific" community. This is purely due to the reason that people simply wants to believe in it, as it entitles them of no moral responsibility whatsoever.

The hypothesis says, that all species evolved over time from a single common ancestor, through gradual beneficial variations, which has accumulated over millions of years.

This hypothesis is invalid due to the following:
The eye, ear and any other irreducibly complex systems could not have evolved by "slight beneficial variations" as each part is completely and utterly worthless if simple one of the pieces are missing.
Many more scientific counter-evidences can be presented, though the above should be enough for any honest supporter of evolution to abandon the hypothesis.

This logical evidence disproving evolution has not posed much of a problem, due to the fact that supporters of the hypothesis have suspended the use of logic and rationality.
The supporters of evolution have, in their desperate search for evidence to back up the hypothesis, uncovered more than 100 million fossils, all showing that species appeared suddenly, out of nowhere and fully formed, not by gradual changes.
The few so called transitional forms that have been uncovered are simply birds with teeth claimed to come from dinosaurs, dogs with wider tails claimed to be whales and humans with slightly smaller skull capacity claimed to be apes.

These overwhelming empirical counter-evidences have caused the supporters of evolution to become fanatic in their belief, and the "scientific" hypothesis has moved away from science and turned into more of a religious belief.

Evolutionist propaganda can be found in any biology text book, where the dis-proven hypothesis is portrayed as fact. The propaganda authors loves to demonstrate the evolution of man from ape with a line, showing a chimp morphing into a human. This line is totally fictious, a product of the authors imagination and has no basis in the fossil record.

Many supporters find the lack of evidence so embarrassing, they have crafted fossils to prove it, such as piltdown man.

Facing this utter lack of evidence, and abundance of counter-evidences, the supporters of evolution simply attacks any one questioning the hypothesis, refusing any kind of debate and simply labeling the refuter as a "Religious fanatic!!!". They try to portray the hypothesis as a fact, and loves to bring forth completely unfounded claims such as "Evolution is as much a law as gravity".
Evolutionist: Man evolved from ape.
Normal person: Can you provide any proves?
Evolutionist: uhmmmmm... get out of here, you religous fanatic!
by TheEasyWay March 19, 2009
A term describing the creation of harmful fumes while using the fireplace during the night.
"I evolution coming out of my chimney each night."
by Lambast October 01, 2007

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