evil

by DizzyLizzy December 16, 2006

evils

towniespeak, to look at somebody in a bad way, most commonly used as an excuse to start a fight

A "girl she is giving me evils!!! hey you! you got beef wi' me or summink?!!!"

B "no, just just lost my contact lens..."

A "what?!! you callin' me a liar now???!!! don't you go direspectin' me!!! i'm gonna smash your ugly fucking face in, you dirty little whore!!!!!!"

B *is not a townie and therefore *runs away**

(and yes, i have seen that happen before...)

by itcreaks June 29, 2004

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aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)

In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...

by Triple J May 2, 2005

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A word you call yourself, or a way to show you have a large cult behind you and a large ass throne.

The new legally-changed name of Global Force Wrestling superstar Takaaki Watanabe.

THIS is EVIL. EVERYTHING is EVIL. Subete wa.. IIIIBERU DA!!

by YallNiggasEverHeardofPuroresu October 11, 2018

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(Noun)

Qualities that are inherently and existentially incompatible with a society.

(Often combined with the word, “Smite” to form the satisfying catchphrase, “Smite Evil!”)

Example 1:
Lo! Evil is thou for a sea of innocent blood is spilt for thy greed! Now, prepare for thy retribution: ‘Tis time to SMITE EVIL!

Translation: Yo! We ain’ coexistin’ cause you killed a lot for greed. Git ready to be punished: Imma splat yo coexistin’ incompatible ass!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith August 16, 2019

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