9 definitions by stimpy

left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

bumsweat

A slick buttcrack.

What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

shoots

slang for sure or ok

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots

by stimpy March 1, 2005

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

pebis

The cheap way to say penis online without actually saying penis.

Did I just say penis? Oh my god that guys said penis!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Pepsi

What poor people snort.

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

by stimpy October 16, 2003