v. I'm going to totally esposito the sh*t out of the innocent, and smashingly beautiful employee over there.
n. You are the biggest f**king esposito I have ever met.
n. You are the biggest f**king esposito I have ever met.
by jajayjaybeaubizzle July 11, 2008
Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
by Expo779 October 18, 2010
more like, the last name of a complete loser who has a ridiculous account on KoL and deserves to be PvPd all over teh place. im not telling his first name, tats impolite
by teh m4573r 0f pupp37Z April 18, 2005
the last name of a total hottie whose name starts wit a g. yes, ur rite....g as in gio! i luv him and theres a possibility he luvs me 2!!!
by G 2 the O luva February 28, 2005
a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.
yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.
by Cliff/Glenn C. February 14, 2011
John: yo did you see that shawty gobble those glizzies?
Tommy: yeah that was Genny Esposito
John: woah she’s a bad shawty no lie
Tommy: yeah that was Genny Esposito
John: woah she’s a bad shawty no lie
by real shawty August 23, 2020
Esposito/Esposita is a spanish word of endearment for your significant other/partner. Such as hubby or wifey.
by JR JayyKayy July 6, 2020