Projectile Erectile

Projectile erectile is where a penis has been cut off of the man’s groin and loaded into a crossbow, the crossbow then shoots the penis at the desired target exploding the penis on impact

Yo my man Rickly Dickly, I preformed Projectile Erectile on your sister last night

by King Cereal January 16, 2023

Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.

by Spook404 January 30, 2020

erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis

DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!

by pilldyl July 24, 2006

Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?

by FrenzyMedia August 6, 2016

erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 9, 2009