While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.
by wolfbait51 May 3, 2011
the #1 cause of suicide in the United States
by manc od May 19, 2006
by R-o-o-p May 29, 2015
A condition in which the penis becomes magnetized and will only point True North while erect. This disease is caused by a bacterial infection that, if untreated, can cause the penis to swell with a magnetic fluid, a byproduct of the bacterial growth.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Side effects include: Swelling of the penis, magnetic penile discharge, hives in the pubic region, an unquenchible thirst for sex.
The fluid will set off metal detectors and activate antitheft alarms at grocery stores.
A full recovery is possible if treatment is started early in the process, and requires monthes of physical therapy.
Rebecca sent Dean a DM; it was a booty call.
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
She waited for his response while lying on her queen-sized mattress in an oversized T-shirt, a Sara Bareilles song played from the blutooth speaker atop a stack of textbooks she was supposed to read. Her phone buzzed. Rebecca quickly tapped the message.
“Ok” the message read, “But we have to face North when we do it... My Doc said I got erectile Northfunction...”
by Varnpike August 2, 2018
by Penis-Meister121 April 20, 2007
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
by Jake February 1, 2004
the inabilaty to sport wood
by Big_T October 15, 2003