Top Definition
To have an erection, typically in a public situation.

Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.

These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.

The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
by malayal August 12, 2009

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