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Empirate 

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"
Empirate by sPud October 13, 2004
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ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.
With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.
Empiracy by sPud October 13, 2004
It is when someone is on vacation an working at the same or means vacation/work combined at the same time with or without good,bad,lying.etc... intentions...
Some people have jobs that require them to work and travel to beautiful places ,but most dont consider it to be a vaction but it kinda is and is a empivay...

I own my own tavel agent biz and it takes me all around the world ,and im paid six figures but i lie to people and say its a job when its really a empivay.

i complain to people about my traveling job but i really love it but i dont want people to know that because it lets me be a empivay and i feel guilty about it.
Empivay by shhu September 1, 2009

empiphany 

An epiphany specifically dealing with the discovery or realization of empathy. A grand and potentially life altering realization of the existence of another’s emotions and thought process as a concept.
- I didn’t give a fuck about your bullshit until I had a major empiphany.

- In the middle of beating this dudes face in I had a major empiphany and all of a sudden I felt bad and stopped to make sure he had a dental plan.

- while subjecting my girlfriend to a significant amount of anal tearing her cries of agony caused a major empiphany that brought me to the realization that I should have used lubricant.
empiphany by Ann Alripper July 16, 2021

empipebombification 

The heavy DIY modification of an item, particularly an electronic device, to the point that one may confuse it for a pipe bomb. Particularly prevalent in hobbyist communities, such as the VR/AR community.
The empipebombification of my personal headset continues, as I have attached a full DAC to my headset to use with off ear headphones I have disassembled and affixed to the side of the headstrap.
empipebombification by taciturasa September 4, 2024

empinata 

A misspelling of empanada, or a cross between an empanada and a piñata. A piñata shaped like an empanada and/or full of empanadas.
- Hey man, I bought empinatas for the party!
- Did you mean "empanadas"s?
- No man, a piñata shaped like an empanada!
empinata by shnoogie842 August 7, 2025