by Lefter Gasping February 4, 2008
Quarterback for the New York Giants. A lot of Chargers fans are still pissed at him for what he did on draft day, but as a Charger fan myself, I have to give him a lot of props for taking down the evil empire of the NFL, the New England Cheatriots in Super Bowl XLII.
That pass from Eli Manning to David Tyree in the Super Bowl where he escaped out of the sack will soon be known as legendary.
by SD_fan February 5, 2008
incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.
by giantsfan November 15, 2005
by Eli fan January 31, 2005
2004's Number 1 draft pick one of the best football players.& people need to stop saying that he not as good as peyton even tho hes not but remember peyton's been playin for like 10 years & Elis only been playing for 4. Really Hot & also hes the QB for the Giants!
by madalyn November 4, 2007
Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.
Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.
by kyle May 12, 2004
aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
by ghosthunter September 30, 2005