aka Eli "I Want My
Mommy" Manning. A
semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his
father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my
girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your
dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea,
dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!