Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.

Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."

Elbow Dick by Gogsyn December 8, 2009

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dick elbow

when a woman tires while jacking off a guy

I jerked Jim so long last night I got dick elbow.

dick elbow by Rusty king of my hill August 31, 2006

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elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

elbow dicking by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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