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egging the lawnmower 

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
egging the lawnmower by jules019 December 20, 2020

quail egging 

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.
Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.
quail egging by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging 

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina
Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.

cream egging 

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.
cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)
cream egging by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011

Rave Egging 

When one drinks excessively while creating Easter eggs to 90's trance and techno.... Preferably Darude's sandstorm.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your party last night. I was "Rave Egging."
Rave Egging by MagniumPI September 2, 2012

egging the mailman 

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"
egging the mailman by Ryan000 June 24, 2007