HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards
of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks
any girl HE WANTS. Last week there
was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".