14 definitions by john john

the a n f special

wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget

by john john January 4, 2005

full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode

when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away

by john john December 1, 2004

Ulitmate Fat Man

A large man who is the ultimate

by john john March 3, 2005

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 4, 2005

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john December 1, 2004

Man, I been flippin coins longer than you been walkin, cuz.

by john john October 18, 2003

kyle is a retarded is a terd

by john john June 15, 2003