Egg-on toast 

noun:

west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.

an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend

Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"

E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"

Egg-on toast by J. Robinson May 4, 2009

Egg on Toast 

Sexual innuendo when a female bleeds out and passes an egg cell on to another females dried-up, filthy, herpes-encrusted, rotten, rash-loaded, pus-leaking vagina

Oh fuck bitch give me that egg on toast.

Egg on Toast by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023