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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
mugGet the Dating Law #64mug.

Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023
mugGet the Expressomug.

iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.
Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
mugGet the iHateTheWaymug.

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Thoughts and prayersmug.

Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.
“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023
mugGet the Dark Webmug.

Hack

A word that Gen z calls something when they either

A) learned an old way of doing something that is slightly easier than the way they do it currently, or

B) decided to use an object for its unintended purpose and think that they’re being clever
I was today years old when I learned this hack; you can use a knife block for storing knives!!! Omg imagine not doing it this wayyyy???? So lit!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 28, 2023
mugGet the Hackmug.

Student

What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed
Job Title: Student at Student
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022
mugGet the Studentmug.

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