TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

But

Translation: disregard everything I said so far and here’s how I actually feel

You were great and I know it’s not your fault, but the rest of the staff made this experience unenjoyable

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023

Preggo Unfollow

Staying friends with someone but unfollowing them on social media when they announce that they are pregnant because you don’t want to read their whiny, attention-seeking pity posts that they’ll make for the next 2 years so that people can unmeaningly call them the usual terms (strong, brave, amazing) simply for the fact that they let someone drop cum into them to make something that has ruined their life.

Did you hear Tracy is pregnant?

“Yeah her whole friends list did… 8 times in the last two hours. I had to Preggo Unfollow her.”
Yeah, save yourself the headache.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Words can not describe

What females put at the beginning of a gay Facebook post, usually about their boyfriend, despite the fact that they then use words to continue to describe them.

“Words can not describe how much I love you, but —describes in 600 words how much she loves him—“

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 26, 2023

Ect

How REALLY stupid people (usually americans) abbreviate the phrase “et cetera” because they think, for some reason, the C comes before the T. Also usually said after they mention only one thing in a list because they can’t think of anything else.

“What are your hobbies?”
I like reading, ect
“…that’s it?”

NO I SAID ECT!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Transvestite

A person who downvotes everything on UrbanDictionary and pretends to be the opposite gender because they can’t accept themselves for who they are.

Mom, dad, I think I’m a man trapped in a woman’s body

“Great, our daughter is a transvestite”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet”

Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022