TheAlwaysCorrect1's definitions

transstraight

Trans people who are interested in the same sex that they were born as. It basically means gay but if you say that people will rage at you and lose their shit.

Hi Samantha!

“UM ITS SAMUEL NOW!”

Uh ok, want to date My sister Allison?
“UM NO IM TRANSSTRAIGHT”
Yeah, I know you’re gay, that’s why I’m asking.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023

Honey

What females call people when someone needs to explain something blatantly simple and obvious to them but they feel the need to pretend they already knew.

“Why did I get pulled over??”
Ma’am you were going 50 in a 35 zone.

“Honey, no I wasn’t”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 June 4, 2022

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.

Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Brittany Blaster

Having extremely rough pity sex with a broken condom in the back of a 1998-2007 vehicle with a morbidly obese chick that you met online while eating a cold cut combo from Subway without Mayo on a partly cloudy Tuesday before 5pm

Can’t wait for my Brittany blaster this afternoon

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021

Suduko

How really stupid people pronounce “Sudoku”

I’m going to play suduko.

“Never heard of that. Is it similar to sudoku?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 22, 2023

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023