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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.

Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Stootfish

An extremely ugly friend (or friends) that an ugly girl hangs out with when they go to a club to make her look like a 10/10 by comparison; overall, nothing but an illusion.

Damn that girls hot.
“Nah man, it’s an illusion, she’s surrounded by stootfish.”
What are you talking about???

“You’re making me laugh, man. Look… Block out everyone surrounding her with your hands… see how she’s not hot now?”
Oh my god!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023

LETS GOOOOOO

An indirect statement to notify people around you that you are in the process of coming out of the closet

Congratulations sir, you won this rainbow underwear and low height boots.

“LETS GOOOOOO”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 20, 2023

Thoughts and prayers

Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.

*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023

Dark Web

Congratulations Internet User; by searching this term, you have officially allowed access for all of the INTERPOL to begin monitoring your internet usage for the next 25 years. Have fun.

“Hm, I wonder how I can access the dark web” *phone beeps* “What the hell?”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 12, 2023

iHateTheWay

Slang term that women use in life as their nicknames, e-mails, social media posts, mottos, and usernames to notify everyone that they have a mindset of someone less than 10 years their age. Common life habits include yelling, poor roleplaying, swearing, maintaining virginity, getting mad over someone else sitting in a specific chair, and playing pretend despite the fact that they are a grown adult. They utilize online platforms to act as though someone younger than them is their parent so they feel like they have people in life that actually give a shit about them.

Wooooo Partyyyyy!!!

Oh never mind, iHateTheWay is here. Party’s over.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023