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the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."
"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.
"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."
by Boobafet August 27, 2014
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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