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92. Edward Cullen
That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.
Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?
93. Edward Cullen
One of the main characters in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. He is one of the vampires, or the "cold ones." He is hundreds of years old but says that he's 17...and has been 17 for a while. He is in love with Bella Swan and she also loves him. Edward can read people's minds, everybody's, except for Bella's. That's one of the main reasons he was first attracted to her. That, and her smell that he describes as, "my own personal brand of heroine." He sparkles in the sunlight, so his family tries to avoid it. Vampires in general drink human blood, but his family is "vegetarian." They survive on animal blood, but once in a while they have the temptation of drinking human blood. But most have learned not to. He is considered "perfect" in the minds of some teenage girls. He's just a character, but that's what teenagers do, they fantasize...and to all the haters: there's nothing wrong with that.
Bella: "I know what you are"
Edward Cullen: "Say it...Out loud!"
Bella: "Vampire..."
Edward Cullen: "Are you afraid?"
Bella: "No..."
Edward Cullen: "Then ask me the most basic question...What do we eat?"
Bella: "You won't hurt me..."
Edward Cullen: Grabs Bella's arm to show her how he sparkles...
94. Edward Cullen
A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.

In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
Fangirl: ohmigod Edward Cullen is the love of my life. MARRY ME EDWARD!!!
Normal Person: Tard.
95. Edward Cullen
Sparkly creep that goes into girl's rooms and teabags them at night. They dont feel his junk because its too small to be felt. Extremely attracted to Jacob Black.
Edward Cullen = gay
96. Edward Cullen
A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?
Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*
97. Edward Cullen
The sexiest, most beautiful vampire ever to be written. Of course, Louis de Pointe du Lac is his equal.

Edward is a character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. He is the reddish-brown haired, topaz-eyed beloved of the beautiful Bella Swan.
I heart Edward Cullen.

"...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
98. Edward Cullen
A fictional character,a vampire thats basically perfect in his appearence. Girls and twilight fans absouloutly adore him and the actor that plays him in the movie, Robert Patterson.

Most boys get really stressed and worked up about the fact that girls love him. Really stressed. Probably jelousy although it is a fictional character. haha
Girl:I love Edward Cullen, hes gotta be real. There must be a guy like him somewhere!

Boy: THERE ISN'T! AGH I HATE TWILIGHT!
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