The most beautiful, seductive, mesmerizing, phenomenal fictional character in history. He sets the bar for all boyfriends.
His skin is like marble, cold and smooth.
His voice is live velvet, soft and seductive.
His face is immaculate, like the sun, moon, and stars.

He makes you want to be a better person.

A freak that sneaks into you your room to watch you sleep, and finds it amuzing. He can't breath while being with you beacause of your stink. He may, or may not, sparkle a glittery colour all over his body.

A 108 year old virgin.

Eating out a girl who is on her period.

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

A fictional vampire from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. I have no idea why everyone gets so upset about him. Twilight is a popular love story that has enchanted girls of every age and for some reason people (mostly teenage guys) can't accept that.
Edward is depicted as the "perfect" boyfriend because of his unconditional love for the protagonist, Bella Swan. He's the archetype of an ideal boyfriend who provides the love that girls seek - especially younger girls who still speculate about love and its meaning to them. Older girls and young women, like many other people, can and do use fiction as means of escape from their everyday lives (in this case, young women fantasize about having a strong relationship someday). People should step back and remember what it was like to be curious and unsure about love and relationships, and that having crushes on fictional characters or celebrities is a phase most girls grow out of.

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!