explosive diareha. this is a result after a large meal of beans and ex-lax
Amy was in need of a new toilet because of her bad case of ED. She blames on her mother-in-law's cooking.
by XD_noway January 17, 2009
shortened form for education.
i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.
by donnald duck June 04, 2005
1. erectile dysfunction

2. A word used to descibe somebody as retarded, or doing something stupid. It can essentially be used in place of retarted. This word actually originated at a high school in San Diego. Apparently the janitor at the schools name was Ed, and he was retarted. So whenever somebody did something retarted, people wud say "thats so ed".
1. Many old men have ED.

2. You are so ed.
by Pitcher45 April 01, 2007
The name Ed, meaning 'Entertainment Director'. When a group of people are together and do not know what to do and no-one can come up with something... Someone quickly names another person as 'Ed' and that person has to come up with something to do. And, if it's legal, not dangerous and not too expensive, everyone pretty much should go along with it and not argue - because if it gets to a point of naming Ed, you're desperately bored anyhow.
George: I'm bored.
Laura: So am I.
Fred: What should we do?
George: I don't know. Laura, you're Ed.
Ed (aka: Laura): OK. Ummm, let's go bowling.
George: Lame! Ok. Let's go.
by GwenIsWise March 14, 2007
A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
by beattie April 17, 2005
A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.
George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.

by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008
A term used to refer to a retard or a group of retards. In the literal sense, it is used to describe the mentally disabled (aka the special ed students in high school and middle school, hence the term ed). Apart from the literal sense, it could also be used to describe anyone who is dumb, any dumb action or a dumb person constantly doing dumb things
1) I don't care if it makes me sound like an asshole. The eds creep me out

2) Fool thinks El Salvador is a part of Mexico. That dudes a fucking ed.

3) Busting a beer run w/ a cop right outside the store is pretty ed

4) So the ed got a arrested again
by Fuzzy[BNS] February 04, 2008
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