A rare blood disease in which the suject interjects in conversations with random, irrelevent comments that do not further the argument, but end up doing nothing but pissing people off. Side effects include a love for soft, girly music, mob movies, and ignorance.
George's severe case of Ed caused him to make a fool of himself at the luch table while arguing with Tyler.

by Quinn Gardener May 22, 2008
1. erectile dysfunction

2. A word used to descibe somebody as retarded, or doing something stupid. It can essentially be used in place of retarted. This word actually originated at a high school in San Diego. Apparently the janitor at the schools name was Ed, and he was retarted. So whenever somebody did something retarted, people wud say "thats so ed".
1. Many old men have ED.

2. You are so ed.
by Pitcher45 April 01, 2007
A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
everyone stares
Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
by beattie April 17, 2005
A term used to refer to a retard or a group of retards. In the literal sense, it is used to describe the mentally disabled (aka the special ed students in high school and middle school, hence the term ed). Apart from the literal sense, it could also be used to describe anyone who is dumb, any dumb action or a dumb person constantly doing dumb things
1) I don't care if it makes me sound like an asshole. The eds creep me out

2) Fool thinks El Salvador is a part of Mexico. That dudes a fucking ed.

3) Busting a beer run w/ a cop right outside the store is pretty ed

4) So the ed got a arrested again
by Fuzzy[BNS] February 04, 2008
a retarded person who meddles often... a confused person. a "special" person, generally misunderstood... self pity, and most importantly....
a father
"we just want each other for our bodies... i like being used" is an ed thing to say
by sarah.. October 24, 2006
One who is a complete and utter fuckwit. Also used to describe someone who is completely socially inept. An Ed, whilst not being completely stupid, has ignorant and nonsensical views and opinions.

A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.

Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.

In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.

Girl: Hey!
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...
by Halo_Slutana September 11, 2008
a fag who loves penis; cock muncher
"dude that guy looked like such an ed"
by rollie:) March 18, 2009

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