Ed is the standard text editor bundled with most Unix and Unix-like systems (Linux, for example.) Superior to Emacs and vi in every way.
Ed is the standard text editor.
by Goddamnit January 06, 2007
When a person enjoys being dominated so much that you will often be willing to act as a sexual slave for an entire lifetime. One of ed's specialities is sodomising while cooking scrambled eggs!
Oi how u want ur eggs? "with a slice of that ass, ed"
by Edvard October 23, 2006
"Electronic Device"
A term used for an electronic aid in masturbation.
See also B.O.B.
"Ooo girl! I had a threesome with B.O.B. and E.D.!"
by PhoenixXx69 May 31, 2005
shortened form for education.
i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.
by donnald duck June 04, 2005
verb, to apply Early Decision to college in an attempt to beat out the rest of the private-school pack. Most frequently employed by those in prep school.
Where are you EDing?
OMG, me too!
by Stefan November 20, 2003
explosive diareha. this is a result after a large meal of beans and ex-lax
Amy was in need of a new toilet because of her bad case of ED. She blames on her mother-in-law's cooking.
by XD_noway January 17, 2009
The name Ed, meaning 'Entertainment Director'. When a group of people are together and do not know what to do and no-one can come up with something... Someone quickly names another person as 'Ed' and that person has to come up with something to do. And, if it's legal, not dangerous and not too expensive, everyone pretty much should go along with it and not argue - because if it gets to a point of naming Ed, you're desperately bored anyhow.
George: I'm bored.
Laura: So am I.
Fred: What should we do?
George: I don't know. Laura, you're Ed.
Ed (aka: Laura): OK. Ummm, let's go bowling.
George: Lame! Ok. Let's go.
by GwenIsWise March 14, 2007

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