John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.
by mrshiteater April 5, 2010
by Mekka April 23, 2004
What poor people do.
by Ren&Azi March 18, 2006
v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
by viciousk August 13, 2009
A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
by Marcthetumblrguy April 1, 2018
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
by Mother Of All Fuck November 5, 2013
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
by Dr. Kev October 27, 2006