Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
by Nazz Egan March 31, 2005
by Bobinexile July 18, 2006
The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth
"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"
by kyleshaffer21 October 1, 2008
by Orangejuice Jackson January 28, 2009
A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.
female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
by HarambesDong March 13, 2020