8 definitions by Van Jermaine
While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.
by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016
This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.
Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.
by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016