"Eddepression" is the feeling you get after being rejected, insulted, or experience any negative emotion, because of a person with the name Eddie. Eddepression can be felt on varying degrees and can be a result of something superficial or extremely traumatic.
Alyssa: Yo, what's wrong ?
Bella: My eddepression is kicking in.
Julia: What happened ?
Bella: He called me a bipolar whore and told me to talk to him when I'm mentally stable.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"