Dutch Dick 

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

Dutch Dick by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Dick 

The biggest penis that there is.

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!

Dutch Dick by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch dick 

someone who tries too hard to fit into another culture and is a dick about it.

Luis thinks he's the shit but he is such a dutch dick, he only went to Mexico for like a summer and now he thinks he is hispanic because he parades his sombrero, and speaks three licks of Spanish by saying, "Hola me llamo, Luis."

Dutch dick by CuMia March 29, 2015

Double Dutch Dick 

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

Double Dutch Dick by Shmavery October 13, 2019

Ditch Dick 

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

Ditch Dick by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

dick ditch 

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..

I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

dick ditch by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007

Dick ditch 

Same a slut, but implying a chasm where endless amounts of dicks can be thrown into.

That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.

Dick ditch by Apk12 July 16, 2018