The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.
Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
A polygamist commune of gay marriedhomosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.
2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.
Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'