leo3375's definitions
The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.
"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire
by leo3375 September 22, 2009
Get the Carrot Kidmug. A song that has been so overly processed and manipulated by the producers that the original artist's voice is barely recognizeable. The term was coined by Sirius radio personality Derek Hartley.
by leo3375 December 3, 2007
Get the Kraft singlemug. by leo3375 December 15, 2009
Get the Douchanesemug. Internet acronym meaning "fucking look up, I did;" used to direct people to perform searches before asking questions
by leo3375 June 4, 2009
Get the FLUIDmug. A portmanteau of "sex" and "extortion;" when one has knowledge of someone's infidelity and threatens to make said knowledge public unless they are given a large amount of money
David Letterman became a target of sextortion when a former CBS producer threatened to disclose Letterman's history of affairs unless Letterman paid him $2 million.
by leo3375 October 3, 2009
Get the Sextortionmug. A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.
She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.
by leo3375 March 2, 2009
Get the Road Meatmug. A genre of rock music that appeals to thirty- and forty-something caucasian women, many of whom have children. Examples include Bon Jovi, Nickelback, and Los Lonely Boys.
by leo3375 July 24, 2007
Get the mom rockmug.