Douchebagqueer 

Some one who is sooo random it is impossible

zach troyer is a douchebagqueer for doing that

Douchebagqueer by googley August 2, 2006

douchebagueray 

Pronounced: doosh-bag-air-ehy or doosh-bag-er-ray.
A sophisticated assessment or identification of an uncouth, arrogant, or offensive action or speech of douche bag quality.

That overly tanned individual is flexing his bare-chested muscles in the mirror, whilst winking at himself, thus displaying true douchebagueray.

And

Mon Frere you are being douchebagueray.

And

My goodness your greasy grooming habits are as atrocious as your douchebagueray manners are contemptible.

douchebagueray by Freyhawk April 15, 2010