Douche Flap 

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

Douche Flap by Brownie O October 20, 2012

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.

Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.

Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

Doucheflake 

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

Doucheflake by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

Doucheflag

A popped collar. This gives off a clear signal that whoever is waving said doucheflag is, in fact, a douche.

Men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of Crocs.

John: Dude, Tommy should take down that doucheflag or nobody is ever going to talk to him.

Derek: Fo' sho'. He's such a douche.

Doucheflag by Seph Exo August 27, 2009

Doucheflap 

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.

1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!

Doucheflap by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009

doucheclapper 

that person that claps in a douchey and often sarcastic or rude manner

Man, you're such a doucheclapper, shut up.

doucheclapper by dangus231 March 18, 2014

Doucheflake 

A snowflake who can’t stand other people’s opinions or real-world facts, yet has no problem jamming their fantasy bull crap down everyone else’s throat.

The doucheflakes were out in force, crying about police brutality while throwing any rock or bottle within reach.

Doucheflake by Ice Cream Operator December 28, 2020