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double clicking the mouse 

female masturbation; tuning the piano; the dreaded finger diddle; playing the clitar
As I walk in the bedroom, to my complete surprise, my girlfriend was double clicking the mouse.

Double-clicking the Mouse 

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

double clicking the mouse 

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.
Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)
double clicking the mouse by KCG January 26, 2004

double clicking the mouse 

male masturbation, Saluting the General (former US Surgeon Gen. Dr. Jocelyn Elders), Rubbing Buddhas tummy, Making a Deposit, Exercising a right to Privacy, Stretching the Truth
After a vigorous workout the middle aged lad looked forward with anticipation to some extra special quiet time double clicking the mouse
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026