He was just a dolphin (dolphin), swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends (friends), happy as can be
Until one day he went (ohhh) and ventured onto land
And he got bitten by a
radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man (man), half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night, cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright (
Jesus Christ), if you run into him
In the dark, abandoned house where he lives (Ohh)
You know he may come off strong, but he's not what he seems
If he ever catches you, you can bet that you'll scream
Like help,
let me go, help,
let me go
Help, let me go, let me go tonight
You'll scream, help, let me go
Help, let me go, help, let me go, stop
kidnapping me dolphin man
