An individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “Dooched” that story.
A commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively OR negatively. Think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
Conversation beteween bros:
"Nothin' much dooch, how 'bout you?"
Conversation between mother and child:
"Oh Johnny, you're such a little doocher!"
"Thanks mom, I love you!"
Conversation between feuding dooches:
"Ow Jack, that hurt, you dooch! Grr"
"Sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part."
Conversation between girlfriends:
"Dooooch that dress looks good on you!"
"Thanks dooch, I hope John likes it!"
This word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word Douche.
"You all are dooches. I'm too tired to deal with retards"
The douchebag who always mooches from others.
Bob: Dude pack more weed
Bill: Did you bring any?
Bob: No, but pack more
Bill: Fuck you dooch
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
"dooch is so hood"
"look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz"
A sovereign prince who rules a doochy
All hail the Dooch of Juey!
The part of skin between your balls and butthole
My dooch smells like cheese