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The Dennison Theory 

Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.
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dylan dennison 

Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.
Girl:"Dylan Dennison is a great guy!" Girl: "I heard he was an even better boyfriend."

dennison fire 

The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!
Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!

Bobby Dennison 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 4 parts Buttershots, 3 parts Ketel One Vodka, and 1 part Hershey's syrup.

Cold Serve:
Mix in shaker with ice. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream.

Hot Serve:
Heat to 100+ deg Fahrenheit. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream.
I drank so many Bobby Dennisons last night... I danced my face off! Oh my Gaga!
A scandel
She is involved in a dennison!
Dennison by Kai__man January 19, 2009

Dinnison 

Including, but not limited to:

Most perfect man alive, embodying all that is good and lovable, sweet, endearing, precious and synonymous with the love of someone’s life.

Irreplaceable.
My fiance is such a Dinnison!

I broke my mom's ancient Chinese vase from the Zhou Dynasty; it was Dinnison.
Dinnison by Carly October 26, 2004

donisonwoots 

Mickey: Howdydoo Donald.
Donald: STFU MICKEY OR I'LL RIP YOUR LARGE ASS EARS OFF!!!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I think Donisonwoots.