The Dennison Theory

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Dennison Theory is when someone who is suspected as being closeted as gay tries to cover up by asking out people they would have no chance with. This may include straight members of the same sex, Leabian/Gay people of the opposite sex, people in committed long-term relationships or people that are way to far out of their league.

“Wow, Lucy really gives off The Dennison Theory vibe.”

The Dennison Theory by Philip237 June 24, 2023

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dylan dennison

Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.

Girl:"Dylan Dennison is a great guy!" Girl: "I heard he was an even better boyfriend."

dylan dennison by Tina ❤️💍😋 June 26, 2017

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dennison fire

The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!

Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!

dennison fire by Putitoutwhenitfallsdwn March 18, 2022

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Bobby Dennison

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 4 parts Buttershots, 3 parts Ketel One Vodka, and 1 part Hershey's syrup.

Cold Serve:
Mix in shaker with ice. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream.

Hot Serve:
Heat to 100+ deg Fahrenheit. Pour into shot glass 3/4 full and top with whip cream.

I drank so many Bobby Dennisons last night... I danced my face off! Oh my Gaga!

Bobby Dennison by Z, aka Smooth June 14, 2010

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Dennison

A scandel

She is involved in a dennison!

Dennison by Kai__man January 19, 2009

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Dinnison

Including, but not limited to:

Most perfect man alive, embodying all that is good and lovable, sweet, endearing, precious and synonymous with the love of someone’s life.

Irreplaceable.

My fiance is such a Dinnison!

I broke my mom's ancient Chinese vase from the Zhou Dynasty; it was Dinnison.

Dinnison by Carly October 26, 2004

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donisonwoots

An angry donald duck probably on drugs.

Mickey: Howdydoo Donald.
Donald: STFU MICKEY OR I'LL RIP YOUR LARGE ASS EARS OFF!!!
Goofy: Gwarsh, I think Donisonwoots.

donisonwoots by burritoman19942 June 3, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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