Dog in my office Share definition Flag A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work. I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today. Dog in my office by Zarbuck May 5, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Dog in my office mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch