by itchy corn April 15, 2003
Although it is often used as a slang term referring to the anus, it also doubles as a powerful way to dub one's enemy.
"I say, our chum Wilford has been acting quite unchivalrously, wouldn't you agree, Constable?
Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
Aye. One would say he's been quite the DIRT BUTTON as of late.
Yes. Quite."
by 1toast April 7, 2010
by Musty Dusty May 3, 2009
1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
by Glitter Boobs October 28, 2015
Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports
Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.
by 1RMFRK July 2, 2014