Dink Taster
Dink Taster by Joel k Alexander May 13, 2005
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Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
dicktaster by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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dicktaster
Person 1: Hey, XXXX is a dicktaster, he just rules in his favor and does bad stuff!
Person 2: Yeah, it is really a dicktaster
Person 2: Yeah, it is really a dicktaster
dicktaster by mainblack66 October 12, 2020
The Dinkmasters
Franz: Did you get that hernia checked out Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!
Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.
Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!
Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.
Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024
The Dinkmasters
Franz: Do you still have that hernia Häns?
Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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The Dinkmasters by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026