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Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.
Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"
by Tom Jickes March 4, 2009
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smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.
Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.
by jack farfanougin November 14, 2006
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