Dimitri Kouri Share definition Flag Noun. A guy who can get any girl, no matter how insanely hot or out of his league she is. Damn, i hate that Dimitri Kouri. He always gets all the Honeys. Dimitri Kouri by I eat paint November 27, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Dimitri Kouri mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch