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1.(n) Someone who consistently performs unbelievable acts of stupidity.

2.(n) A friend, dude, or buddy
1. "You just lit the wrong end of your cigarette, dill!"
"Dominic Wild is a total dill!"
2. "What's up, dill?"
by TJD November 19, 2004
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Bad spelling for the word 'dil', which is short for dildo. A mistake indicative of the pathetic shape our public education system is in.
Dude, you are such a dill(dil).
by biffula November 28, 2007
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Of course no one has mentioned that this is also an herb.

Dill (Anethum graveolens)

The taste of dill leaves resembles that of caraway, while the seeds are pungent and aromatic. Freshly cut, chopped leaves enhance the flavor of dips, herb butter, soups, salads, fish dishes, and salads. The seeds are used in pickling and can also improve the taste of roasts, stews and vegetables. Try grinding the seeds to use as a salt substitute. Both the flowering heads and seeds are used in flavored vinegars and oils.
Some dill-hole actually wrote about the herb dill under this listing!
by Dilliam Dillford February 24, 2005
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Damn, he has a huge dill.
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Another way to say dick, cock, shlong, or penis.
1. MY DILL IS 12 INCHES LONG!

2. What happened? DILL!

3. Yo that movie sucked DILL!

4. Whattup? DILL!

5. She sucked DILL! at sucking DILL!
by Sofokli November 05, 2008
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Are you a dill?
Let's go and be dills
by Mowieeeeeeeeee January 31, 2011
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A combination of the words Dick and Balls that describes them in combination.
1.That hussie gave amazing brains, she fit the whole dills in her mouth!

2. I really recommend getting a private dance with Crystal, she goes buck wild on your dills
by Lavash January 10, 2009
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